Wanderlust: Santa Cruz to Amboró

Hi guys!


I hope everyone is very very well, and I wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving! Hopefully everyone out there is happily stuffing themselves full of great food and falling into turkey-induced comas in front of a football game. In fact, if you are reading this, which means that you are not feasting, sleeping, drooling, or lazing about, and it is currently Thanksgiving, I order you to get off the computer and engage in one or more of the above activities immediately. Thank you.


As usual, before I get to rambling, I have a couple of quite notices. First, I have been informed of a growing interest in my little blog from a number of people who I have not met yet in person, and I would like to say Thank You to all such persons for their interest, I am extremely flattered. Second, some confusion regarding the photos imbedded in the blog has arisen. I would like to clarify that these are NOT my photos, but were plucked from the web like so many copywrited cherries, and you can view the photos in their natural internet habitat by clicking on them. My own photos will be posted once I get home and develop them. Lastly, a continuing thank you to all those who valiantly keep reading and to all the emails I have gotten, love ´em all. Enough of that, lets get crackin´. The adventure begins in...

SANTA CRUZ

I arrived in Santa Cruz bleary-eyed, cranky, and close to insane, as my 10 hour night-bus from Trinidad was predictably trying. A number of laws exist for long-distance buses here. For example, each bus must contain at least one screaming child, one ponderously overweight man with poor hygene, and one group of at least 6 hyperactive, thirteen-year-old girls that have decided to treat the bus as a sleepover. The huge man is required to sit next to me and take up most of my personal space, and is also required to release whatever gasses his body is producing at the moment in the loudest way possible, and directly at me. The girls are required to sit in a protective giggling bubble around my seat, and to kick my chair, abruptly recline theirs and smack my knees (if they are in front of me), shout continuously to the others to maintain complete realtime contact with one another, and to maintain a constant vigil on me by peeking through any crack of space between my seat and theirs and shrieking with excitement every time I open my bloodshot eyes and ¨spot¨ them, in spite of their clever hiding strategy. The baby must sit directly outside the teeny-bopper perimeter, and must scream without pause for sleep, food, or breath for the full duration. My window is also required to be welded shut to prevent me from diluting fat-guy gasses or from attempting to crawl out onto the roof to get some sleep.

So as I stumbled out of the bus and met my blurry universe, I made my way to a man shouting at me in a friendly manner to get in his yellow car (a taxi?). He then took me to some place that he said had beds (a hotel?), where a nice old lady took some of my money (the owner? a begger? a mugger? Hillary Clinton? impossible to tell.). After a shower and enough sleep to get a grasp on that slippery thing called reality, I stuffed all of my stinky, pulsating, possibly sentient field cloths into a bag and trudged off to the nearest laundrimat. My conversation with the lady there went like this:

¨I would like these clothes washed, please.¨

¨HAHAHAHHAHA (snort) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!¨

¨Seriously.¨

¨Oh.¨ She warily eyed me as she sifted through the pile. ¨What color were these socks?¨

¨White.¨ More wary staring. Her response was slow and careful.

¨And what color would you like them to be when I am done?¨

¨White.¨ She stared at me. I didn´t say anything. She looked down at the pile, then back at me.

¨Kind of white?¨ I offered.

She grunted and told me to get out and come back tomorrow, when my laundry would be done, or at least subdued enough that it wouldn´t bite me when I tried to put it on. Sounded fair.

I left her poking at my pile with a meterstick, presumably to determine its abilities, and took off to run errands around town. I hung out in the central plaza and had lunch with a young guy that came up to me to ask for help with his English homework. I met quite a few travelors as well, and had dinner and a deep discussion about life, the universe, and everything (42) with some Australian guys in an Irish pub on the square. The next day, I gathered myself up, picked up my laundry from a very surly laundry lady, and hopped into a collective taxi to the small town of Buena Vista, the gateway to Amboró National Park.

BUENA VISTA AND AMBORÓ

Buena Vista is a sleepy jungle town two hours northwest of Santa Cruz, and sits at the edge of the Andean foothills and Amboró. The central plaza features another Irish Pub (owned by the same guy that owns the one in Santa Cruz we found out. He let us swim in his pool) in a expresso-stand style kiosk, flowering trees, and the scariest damn public telephone I have ever seen. The booth was shaped as a 15 foot tall snarling Jaguar with fangs and claws bared standing on its hind legs, with the actual phone attatched to what would have been its waist. This gave the impression that, when someone actually used the phone, an enormous posessed Jaguar was about to tear to pieces some poor idiot who was foolishly grasping the cat´s Private Area and holding it thoughtfully to their ear.

It was here that I met three other travelors, a couple of Australians named Mark and Susan, and a British girl named Maria, who were heading to Amboró as well, and I joined up with them. After a night in Buena Vista, we headed off into the park for a couple of nights with our soft-spoken guide, Hernán. He is a birder too, and we had a great time babbling away about birdy stuff as we hiked, and he helped me get my eyes on some very cool birds. We bounced along the old dirt road to the park in beat-up old jeep, stopping at a small field station at the end of the road. From there, we backpacked into the park for a few more hours until we reached our campsite, a patch of sand underneath an overhanging rock face on the side of a rolling mountain stream. We spent the rest of our time hiking among the towering rainforest and soaring cliffs, hiking into waterfalls and just tromping around the area in search of wildlife.

After our days in the park, we headed back to Buena Vista for the night, and took off on another bus for Santa Cruz. The bus was ancient and crowded, but we passed the time by guessing where the bus´s strong aroma had come from, and by watching Mark teach the kids on the bus The Chicken Dance. The next few days in Santa Cruz were unbelievably lazy, as our main activities included going to the All-you-can-eat buffet on the corner, sleeping, swimming in the pool at our hostel, watching some occasional TV when it worked, and wandering around the city. We went to a music bar one night, and saw a really great Bolivian group play blues-inspired Clapton-esque music, but that was as adventurous as we got. It was great.

But eventually, we had to drag ourselves away and get back to our travelling, so we went and bought our bus tickets, and went our separate ways. The relationships you form backpacking around are completely unique, you meet, become good friends, and say goodbye within a few days, but you feel like you´ve known them forever, its like a friendship on fast-forward. Anyway, we all said goodbye and got on our respective busses, mine taking me to Cochabamba, where I am currently writing from. Cool city, I´ll talk about it in the next post, in a few days. And now for a very special edition of...

THE BEASTIE REPORT

The curse has been broken...

MAMMALS: Panthera onca, the Jaguar, know here as ¨Tigre¨ (tiger). As we were trudging out of the park, Hernán stopped dead in his tracks suddenly, causing everyone else to smush together accordian-style. I looked beyond him just in time to see a flash of movement, a low-slung body with rippling golden, spotted fur stalking through the trail with liquid grace and power. The shape vanished into the growth at the side of the trail, and reemerged through a gap in the undergrowth further in. The outline of the animal moved slightly, and as it hit a patch of light, shadows gave way to a huge head with bulging jaw muscles, and a pair of eyes that cut through you and lock you in place, eyes that only cats posess. A flicker of gold and black, and it vanished, melting into the impenetrable forest. Hernán hadn´t moved at all, but his eyes were shining with the same excitement and reverence that I felt pounding in my head, and he breathed one, whispering word. ¨Tigre...¨

Also seen were a troop of 30 or more Spider Monkeys, Howler Monkeys, and a handful of squirrels.

REPTILES AND AMPHIBIANS: Poisin arrow frogs (Phyllobates), toads, tree frogs, and a very pretty False Coral Snake

INSECTS: An endless parade of outlandishly patterned and colored butterflies, and a huge firefly that could make not only the characteristic lime green light, but also a flame-orange flash from its abdomen.

FISH: I am not sure what they are, but the river was full of some Sucker-like fish, and one species that unfailingly bolted out of hiding to bite everyone directly in the nipple, and then turn and bolt back into hiding. I have absolutely no idea why they do this, but it makes swimming an interesting activity.

BIRDS: Not a whole lot of new stuff, but some very cool ones, Oilbird, Southern Nightengale-Wren, Military Macaw, Channel-billed Toucan, and the unbelievable Paradise Tanager (photo -->).

I´ll try to add some photos to this post later, my computer here is being stupid at the moment. Until next time, you stay classy, Planet Earth. Happy Travels...

-Chris

Cochabamba, Bolivia

The Beni: Notes From the Field (7 of 7)

Well, it had to come to an end sometime. I am out and done working in the Beni (for now), so by way of a wrap-up, I thought I would insert some exerpts from the Journal I´ve kept out in Betania, of some of the more memorable experiences and anecdotes. So without further ado...

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I have more names and nicknames here than I have ever had in my life combined up until this point. For some reason, my name causes a huge amount of problems for everyone I meet, and not one has yet been able to pronounce it correctly. I indroduce my self using both Chris and Cristóbal, my spanish name, but the outcome is always hugely different. The list of names I answer to (spelled for English pronunciation) includes ¨Krees¨, ¨Kreet¨, ¨´Reek¨, ¨Creeptobal¨, ¨Creeps¨, ¨Creestian¨, ¨San¨ (after my namesake saint), ¨Cripsteefor¨, and ¨Creps¨. In addition, Latin Americans often hand out nicknames that would be considered less than flattering in most other cultures, to identify a person by their more prominant characteristics. In this way, my list of nicknames includes Gringo (white guy), Flaco (skinny guy), Parabero (macaw guy), and my personal favorite, El Garzón (The Heron). No offense is meant or taken, but it makes it hard to figure out when someone is talking to or about me.

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Gato´s kids are driving me absolutely nuts. He and his family have moved out to stay for a while at Betania since the rains have begun, as Guantanamo doesn´t have a really reliable source of clean water right now, so I´m surrounded by Gato´s flock whenever I am at the house. There are 7 of them, but the oldest two are all right, they are always out helping their Dad, but the rest... Their Dad is always in the field, and their Mom is always too busy to keep a super-close eye on them, so they are just the most snot-nosed, lawless cretins this Earth has ever seen. The little hellions follow me everywhere, always shrieking or babbling something, always hitting each other or me, fighting, getting under my feet, poking around in my stuff and playing with everything in my pack (Gato put a serious stop to that when he found them playing with my bird book, the good ol´belt still does the trick here), invading my personal space, and otherwise just shattering my patience and nerves. One of them is always crying at the top of their lungs. They fight incessantly. They abuse Betania´s puppy, smacking him, dragging him around by his tail, makes me furious. They listen to me when I tell them to stop, but go back to doing whatever they want when they think I can´t see them. Their favorite games to play with me are to stand right next to me while I am reading and just stare, or try to watch me pee. They crawl around underneath me while I´m in my hammock and poke my tatoo with their grubby little fingers until I wake up and yell at them. They fiddle with my tent while I am inside. I think I´m going to kill them.

I did get a bit of relief from the little turds for one day. They had been throwing rocks at a bees nest all morning, and finally succeeded in hitting it, with a predictable outcome for everyone but the little demons. A chorus of screaming and crying louder than normal caused me and Alonso and Negra, their mother, to go running in their direction, and once we reached them, I did something that surprised me. I laughed. Not out loud, but inside my head, my brain was howling with malicious glee, rolling around on the floor of my skull and clutching his sides, or cerebellum, or whatever. I laughed as we dragged the kids away from the nest. I laughed as I brushed bees off them. I laughed as they rubbed their stings and whimpered for the rest of the day. And I did audibly chuckle when the eyes of the absolute worst one, Cali, swelled shut, and he spent the rest of the day bonking headfirst into tables, doors, and trees. Negra knew he was alergic and had already given him his medicine, so he wasn´t in danger, he just looked hillarious. The fact that I felt no remorse whatsoever over this made me feel a bit guilty, until the next day when everything was back to normal, and then I remembered why I didn´t in the first place.

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The rains have started, breathing life back into the parched Beni. What was a scorched, cracked desert a week ago has become a vast sea of rippling grass, laced with numerous little pools and rivulets. All the trees have gotten their leaves back and many have burst into bloom, the islands are dotted with flame-reds, purples, whites, blues, and pinks. The animals have shifted as well, Pampas Deer suddenly have become more common, the caimen have started to feel their oats and are bellowing all day and night, the birds have started singing with more urgency, and everything has babies. The frogs must be in heaven, their habitat has increased in area by a thousandfold, and they have been busy, the shallow film of water that covers the savannah is alive with tadpoles. The days are clear and hot, and thunderheads build all day, and each night the sky tears itself apart. Lightning laces the clouds and stabs down into the plains, followed by cracks and booms of thunder that shake the ground and pulse through your chest. Any fires the lightning starts are doused by a wall of water, pouring out of the bloated black clouds like a waterfall.

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The time has come to leave Betania. Today was my last day in the field, saying goodby to Itchy, and making the long trek for the last time. As I opened the door to the Bat Cave, I saw Alonso sitting in my hammock staring blearily at the ceiling, humming a nameless tune with a bottle sitting on his stomach. It turned out to be our bottle of rubbing alcohol that we use to disinfect our equipment, and had hidden to avoid the vaqueros getting into it, but he found it anyway. He noticed me and split into a broad, glassy-eyed grin.

¨Creeps-ta-for!!¨ he slurred.

¨Alonso, did you drink our alcohol again?¨

¨Sí!¨ he happily replied. I sighed and started to put my stuff away. We had already explained to him that we needed that alcohol once, and arguing about it was pointless. He watched me for a while, and then asked ¨Creeps, what do you want in life?¨ Alonso gets really lifey when he is on rubbing alcohol. Even so, his question caught me off guard.

¨I don´t know, let me think.¨ I never really thought about it I guess. I sat down and had a good think, and Alonso passed the time by quietly reading the warning label on the alcohol bottle. Once I found an answer, I was surprised by how simple it was. I suppose all I really want is to be happy. I told this to Alonso, and he nodded thoughtfully, and handed me the empty bottle. I set it down next to me and enjoyed my last few moments in the Bat Cave with Alonso, shooting the breeze about the meaning of life.

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As I settled into the plane to take me away from Betania, I was struck by something strange. I am actually going to miss this place. The inconvenience of being so far from everywhere, the rythms, the people, even the evil farm animals. There were times when I felt like I was serving a sentance against my will here, and yet I watched with a sense of loss as we circled the ranch once and turned south towards Santa Ana. Chalk one up to Stockholm Syndrome, I guess. My last impression of Betania as we glided overhead was of an endless, shimmering green mirror, the water reflecting the sun through a rich carpet of palms and grass. I watched as a flock of huge white Egrets drifted by beneath me, took a breath, and prepared to re-enter a world with plumbing and electricity.

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So that´s it folks. Betania is behind me, and the rest of Bolivia lies ahead. The world is my oyster, and it´s time I got to shuckin´. The next post will pop up soon, and will chronicle my first week of joyriding in the rest of Bolivia. My tenative itenerary is as follows:

11/16-11/17 Buena Vista, and I intend to do a couple of day trips into Amboró National Park, returning to base camp in Buena Vista each night.

11/18 Return to Santa Cruz to catch a bus to Cochabamba, travel through night.

11/19-11/21 Cochabamba and surrounding area, day trips to nearby parks. I am stopping here at a middle altitude to gradually acclimatize, rather than going straight from sea level to 4000 meters

11/22 catch a bus to Oruro and beyond to Luaca National Park in Chile, just accross the border from Bolivia. Nights camping at Ranger Station right next to the road to La Paz.

11/23 Lauca

11/24 Catch bus back to Oruro, and then to La Paz. Night in La Paz.

11/25 La Paz

11/26 Either catch a bus to Coroico or another town in the Yungas, just east of La Paz, depending on what is the safest. The road from La Paz to Coroico is notoriously bad, I won´t go on it unless I can find a safe way down.

11/27-11/29 The Yungas.

11/30 bus back to La Paz and onward to Sorata

12/1-12/2 Sorata

12/3 Bus from Sorata to Lake Titicaca, the town of Copacobana.

12/4 Copacobana, Isla del Sol

12/5 Bus back to La Paz

12/6-14: La Paz

Feel free to follow me around and google my spots, expect the next post soon!

Until then,

-Chris

Santa Cruz

Bolivia

The Beni: The Birds (6 of 7)

And now for the Really Good Stuff...

I have absolutely no complaints about my birding on this trip, I was given a list of the area by Toa that some ¨professional¨ birder put together, and got turned loose like a kid in a candy store. The origional list had recorded 184 species, and I ended up with a list for Betania of 223 species. I actually got to the point where I stopped seeing new birds every day, which is a little wierd for the tropics. Anyway, I can think of one serious birder that is our there in reader land, and I will send you a complete list once I can compile it. The rest of you I am sure would be much less than excited to read the full list, so I will fill most of the post with pretty pictures of some of my favorite species that I saw, which I have merrily stolen from the net. The only birds that I will talk about in any detail are the ones that I studied, the nearest and dearest to my heart...

Blue-throated Macaw

The world´s rarest wild Macaw, with only a few hundred in the wild and a few thousand in captivity. The photo at the top of the post is of a pair of captives, I should have some cool photos to put up as soon as I can develop them. Anyway, they are huge parrots, with bright yellow bellies, turquoise blue backs and throats. We almost always find them in pairs, squaking loudly as they wing overhead, their long tails and strong wings give them a powerful, stable flight profile. I was in charge of keeping up with four pairs in the vicinity of Betania, only one of which actually got around to laying eggs and raising chicks. This pair made their nest in the hollowed-out top of a dead Motacu palm, and are the ones that I am the most familiar with and am the most attatched.

The adult male is named Ala (wing) and the female is named Oración (prayer), a particularly appropriate couple of names, since the specie´s future is a long way from certain, and our hopes literally are resting on a Wing and a Prayer. They hatched three eggs initially, and the three chicks were less cerimoniously named Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochy. Poochy got pushed out of the nest within the first week by Itchy and Scratchy, and unfortunately died of exposure before we returned the next day. Scratchy was also later killed by Itchy, as part of a brutal but common practice that a lot of large birds do, the seemingly cruel art of Siblicide.

I am sure that those of you with siblings can remember times when you would have liked nothing more than to throttle or lock a brother or sister outside forever, but fortunately it doesen´t work that way with us (I hope), else I would have spent a lot of time outside with a sore neck in my childhood. The basic idea is that the birds are hedging their bets by laying more eggs than they can possibly raise to adulthood, so if one doesn´t hatch or dies, they still have the others. If all goes well with the eggs, though, you end up with three chicks spaced about three days apart in age, and the youngest and smallest almost invariably dies either by parental neglect or at the malicious beaks of its larger, older siblings. As the remaining two get bigger, the same fate often befalls the middle chick. Itchy is the oldest, and therefore strongest, largest, better-fed, and overall better-off bird than poor Scratchy. We don´t have permission or the capability of hand-rearing the chicks in the field (I´m told that this will be happening with the project next year), so we could do little but wait and watch and hope that Itchy would tolerate Scratchy. Given their namesakes, I guess I shouldn´t be surprised, but it was still absolutely heartbreaking when the inevitable happened. It is an unfortunate habit for a critically endangered species to have, but hopefully with our findings this year, something can be done to help the situation next year.

Itchy has gradually morphed from a naked, blind little lump of pink skin into a loud, beautiful, and extremely spunky parrot. When he was younger, I used to calm him down by letting him chew on my finger while we took our measurements, but that is no longer a good idea, as his bill and strength have increased to the point where he can do some real damage, making life difficult for Uncle Chris and Uncle Paco. He definitely has a serious chip on his wing, which gives me hope for his long-term success in life.

At any rate, they are beautiful, wonderful birds and I was very sad to leave them. Best of luck to them all.

And now, as promised, here are some of my favorites of the trip thus far...

The Beni: Beastie Report (5 of 7)

Hello again one and all!


Well my field work has officially ended here in Bolivia, and I have emerged from the depths of the Beni for the last time. I am going to be in steady contact with the internet from here on out, and will continue to post on my little adventure down here. More on that to follow with the Beni wrap-up post.


Which brings us to my current post, the complete, the fantastic....

BEASTIE REPORT

NOTE: As I realize that many of you have a lot more on your mind than critters, I am trying to keep the beastie report as lively as possible, with lots of photos. Please pay no attention to the numerous flagrant copyright violations.

Fish

This is a pretty short list, as the water in the Beni is usually the color of a good látte, and thus is not the best for fish-watching (snorkeling here would pretty much be the single stupidest thing you could ever imagine, and I have imagined some pretty stupid stuff in my day). That said, I have managed to positively identify the few that we have caught and a couple others

Red-bellied Pirhana- the nasty little fish of lore, they dominate our regular catch. I can personally testify to how sharp their little teeth are, and I have the scar to prove it. By way of experiment, we tied up our chunk of bait at the end of our day one day and watched as the water in the vicinity of the meat began to move, slowly at first, but then came to a raging boil, as dozens of the little beasts threw caution to the wind and demolished our sizable chunk of cow within 15 horrific and seriously fascinating minutes. The whole skeletonize-a-cow-in-three-minutes thing is complete bull, but they are a force to be respected nonetheless.

South American Lungfish- this evolutionary curiosity is a hotly-debated ancestor to all tetrapod (four-limbed) animals, an apparrent missing link between fish and amphibians. They are in fact fish, but they breathe air using rudimentary lungs, and in the place of fins, they have wierd, fleshy, limb like tentacles. In my little world, they are present in every decent-sized puddle, you can sit and watch as their little mouths come up to the surface to take a breath, and we even managed to catch one for a closer look. I wouldn´t reccommend handling one if you ever have the chance, they feel incredibly wierd, really slimy and the feel of their little tentacles slapping around is just about the creepiest thing in the world. Super freaking cool though, from a biological standpoint.

Amphibians

Jake, I am hoping that you can give me a bit of a hand here. I really don´t know exactly what species we have running around down here, but as far as I can tell, Leptodactylus sp. are pretty common, as are a wide and never-ending supply of toads. The toads are some of the most common players of Bolivian Whack-a-Mole, and they range from pocket sized to absolutely enormous. We have a pair of especially huge toads (we´re talkin´ POUNDS of toad) that live in the ranch house, and at dusk, the hop out from under the cots where they spend the day, and bonk repeatedly into the door until we let them out. I don´t know how they get back in. I already talked about the tree frogs that live in our well, its always a little wierd to pull up a bucket of water to discover that one or twelve of the little guys waiting to join in the bathing process in their special way. Now that the rains have begun, the frog chorus at night is incredible, with all types of croaks, groans, squeaks, and chirps radiating from every puddle (and a really wierd SPLAT-GRONK!! type noise that the toads like to belt out right next to my tent).

Reptiles

Spectacled and Black Caimen- far and away the most common reptiles I seemed to run into, the Spectacled are little the little turds that hide in my trail and come boiling out of the water snapping and hissing with all the fury that a 3-foot crocodillian can manage (pictured at left). They are essentially harmless, but the first few times I accidentally kicked one while wading through the coriche just about stopped my heart and sent me jumping 20 feet straight up. The Black Caimen are a different story (at right). They only hang out in permanent bodies of water, are big (upwards from 10 feet), and are dangerous. A great reason not to go for a swim in the lakes or rivers. I only saw these big boys occasionally in the lake and along the shore, but one of these times left a strong impression. A baby Capybara was wading around in the shallows one minute, and was torn to pieces by an absolute brute of a caimen the next. They were obviously given a very wide berth and a lot of respect.

Fer-de-Lance- probably the most notoriously venomous, and most greatly feared, snake in the new world tropics. Their name is French for ¨Arrowhead¨ named for their beautiful markings along their back. We found a number of these guys in odd places around camp, where they were either whacked to death with a stick by Alonso, or if I got there before that happened, maneuvered into my (very long-handled) butterfly net and relocated far far away from camp. These guys are only dangerous if you are dumb enough to not respect them for what they are, and are one of my favorite wildlife sightings of the trip, absolutely beautiful.

¨Red-tailed¨ Boa Constrictor- another gorgeous snake. We found a big one, about 8 feet or so long, during a night walk. I can´t really say much more, a very pretty snake, I can see why they are such popular pets.

Misc.- others that are less deserving of a full blurb are a wide array of other snakes and lizards that we happened to come accross. Many of the snakes here are excellent rattlesnake mimics, rustling their tails around in the leaf litter to make a nearly perfect reproduction of the Real Deal (I didn´t see any rattlesnakes, Paco had his boot perforated by one while he was tromping through an obviously snakey area. I did warn him beforehand, but his machismo sent him in there anyway. He listened to me more closely after that). The closest I managed to come to an Anaconda was a dead baby that I found in the trail one morning. I guess I´ll have to wait on that one.

Multi-legged Critters

Mosquitoes. Bees. Ticks. Botflies. Ants. Flies. Scorpions. Spiders. All in abundance. Anything else worth mention at this point is a part of my collection, and I´ll show you once I get home. I am a bit disenchanted with this catergory at present, with good reason. ´Nuff said.

Mammals

Some good stuff here, kids...

Pampas Cat- a very pretty little cat, rare and damn near impossible to find, and one of my prize sightings. I was trudging home one night, and I had stopped to look at a passing bird. As I lowered my binoculars and turned back to my trail, a head popped up in the trail ahead of me, no more than 10 feet away. I froze. In front of me was what I could have mistaken for a huge housecat, if not for its beautiful patterning and wierdly long legs. The eyes. I can´t describe the way that a wild cat´s eyes bore into and through a person, it´s impossible to express, but some sort of a spell just holds you. We stayed like this for at least a minute, until the cat broke eye contact and vanished into the waving grass, leaving no trail, no prints, no trace. An absolute ghost. The cat in the above photo looks seriously pissed off, mine was a lot more composed.

Crab-eating Raccoon and Crab-eating Fox - a couple of funky critters, they make their living largely by feeding on the land crabs that are all over the place (hence the name, duh). They basically are both pretty similar to the ¨basic¨ models of fox and raccoon, but are a lot harder to see and have a strange behavior to them. Cute and fuzzy.

Pampas Deer and Red Brocket Deer- again, variations on the standard deer theme, Brockets are tiny, with little pointy horns. I actually got a chance to touch a live, very wild baby Brocket. I was walking home from the nest one evening and got trapped in a monster downpour. I settled into a crouch and stayed put as soon as it hit, as I was completely exposed in the middle of an open grassland, and it is a pretty dumb idea to be the tallest object around in a raging thunderstorm. The poor little fawn must have been really disoriented by it, because he came bolting out of a patch of high grass, ran straight to me and buried his head between my boots. We stayed like this until the rain passed, at which point Bambi figured out that I was not, in fact, a really great hiding spot, and went stumbling off after his mother, who had been orbiting me and snorting from a safe distance.

The Pampas Deer are another story, they are monstrous, as tall as elk, but they have incredibly long legs, and otherwise look similar to your standard White or Black-tailed Deer. They are pretty jumpy, and they can run in a way I have never seen, they don´t bounce away like White-tails, they gallop with unbelivebly long strides, they look like they are floating. Really impresive.

Giant Anteater- Oh yeah, baby. Another extremely prized sighting, probably the strangest animal I have ever seen. They are known in the Beni as ¨Osobandera¨, literally ¨Flag-bear¨, for the combined effect of their shaggy coats, large size, and their outlandish tail, their ¨flag¨. And the claws. Jeez. They make a living tearing open rock-hard termite mounds, and their claws are ment for business. They have a truly strange gait, at the front end, they walk on the sides of their enormous claws, turning them inward and sort of pigeon-toeing around. They are nearly blind, and rely almost entirely on their sharp hearing and sense of smell. This means that you can get close enough to them to grab them if you wanted, so long as you are downwind and quiet. Grabbing them would be a bad idea though. Not even Jaguars mess with these guys, they´re slow and bumbly, but they can happily rip you a new one if you screw around with them.

Amazonian River Dolphin- Yes, they do exist. They are actually pretty common in the area, they hang out in the main river systems and oxbow lakes. It is really disorienting to see a freshwater dolphin when I am pretty much in the center of the continent, but whatever. Fun, friendly, curious, and playfully goofy. Just what you´d expect from a dolphin. They´re even easier to see in the air, our piolot loves them and always flies super low up the river course so we can see them better.

Capybara- the world´s largest rodent, they are about the size of a small pig. Which I think is way too large for a rodent. We always run into the local troop around the coriche at dawn and dusk, and they always greet us with their wheezy, surprized alarm calls, the kind of noise you would get if you punched a congressman of your choice as hard as possible in the stomach. They (the capybaras) always have a really mellow look about them, their eyes always seem half-closed, and they look like they are either super lazy or stoned. Thank God the Vaqueros never made me eat one, they´re really cool, but they just don´t strike me as particularly yummy-looking.

Misc.- In addition to this already huge mammal list, we also saw lots of armadillos, rats, Neotropical River Otters, Howler Monkeys, and a squadron of bats that live in our house. My poor luck with seeing big cats continues, despite the fact that a Jaguar lives in the immediate vicinity of the house, we heard him singing nearly every night, saw his tracks and kills weekly, and we seem to have missed seeing him walk directly past the ranch house by a day, one of the cowboys saw him in broad daylight no more than 30 yards away, exactly one day before I returned from Santa Ana. I really have to break this luck, this is getting riddiculous. Also Heard but not seen was a gorgeous wild dog called a Maned Wolf, would have been great to see, but oh well. I can´t get greedy...